MUTHU the genius

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER *
Interviewer : "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "25th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."
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* MUTHU & LONDON TRIP *
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his
wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'...that's why."
Wife : ?????????
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* MUTHU & TOURIST *
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was
born in his village... and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."
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* MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT *
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First
he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut
off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't
walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it.
If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."
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* MUTHU & DRIVER *
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised
tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."
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* MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL *
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to
the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed
towards the s ignboard " WASH BASIN * "
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* MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART *
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor
of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."
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